Rough Sex Facts

[Buster]

Since summer is comming thought you would need to pointers to lose some extra winter pounds.....

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!! LOL
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[RupertPupkin]

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PRICELESS !!!!

 

[Buster]

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PRICELESS !!!!

I AIM TO PLEASE MOFO

 

[RobFunk]

Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal

It's the truth.

 

[RupertPupkin]

amen Rob , amen

 

[AFLGuru]

My girlfriend is bitching at me to go on a diet... I'll be sure to let her see these facts when she gets into town tomorrow night... You rule Buster.

 

[TTinCO]

:lol: Buster, the new king of the RR :toast:

 

[Buster]

:bunnies:

 

[Rawpimple]

cutting her up and putting her in zip lock bags--2,542 cal
dumping her in a ravine next to the local park---958 cal

 

[xpanda]

Finding G spot ......................92 cal


This can't be right. I have personally burned at least 40,000 calories over the years trying to find mine.

Myth, I tell ya. Myth!

 

[joeyfitzclick]

We can bang out 40K in one night if you want a proper good seeing to, Joey Fitz style.

 

[RupertPupkin]

touching it while touching my toes - $5 dollars
touching it while touching your toes - $6 dollars

BeerFest ?

 

[xpanda]

We can bang out 40K in one night if you want a proper good seeing to, Joey Fitz style.

:lol:

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Is that a yes ?

 

[mj23]

Buster with those teeth you better consider a few BJ 'S !!